11 Twitter Users Share The Best Bullsh*t They've Heard People Come Up With

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Jul 6, 2019 10:00 PM EDT

We've got a big load of world class BS for you. Twitter users shared the biggest, most ridiculous lies they were told or came up with themselves. It is astounding what some people will themselves into believing. That or these people told just crazy enough lies for people to not even bother questioning. 

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    funny lie - Text - t 1.1K Maisie Adam 12K @MaisieAdam May 21 TWITTER! What's the best bullshit you've heard someone come out with? I went to school with a lad who claimed his dad invented the phrase "No way José" and that they were still living off the royalties
    via Twitter Moments
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    funny lie - Text - ti 14 Mathew Webber 274 @MathewWebber May 22 Replying to @MaisieAdam My dad told me that @Schofe once turned up to my 5th birthday party. Apparently he saw the balloons and thought it was his nephews party and Kicking fame too! This was at the height of his Live
    via Twitter Moments
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    funny lie - Text - Woolich t 320 3.7K @w0olich May 21 Replying to @MaisieAdam A lad in my school explained that the reason he was big was due to the fact he was born without lungs, so as a baby they had to transplant him some lungs. However the only ones available used to belong to Hulk Hogan. I had no reason to disbelieve this at the time.
    via Twitter Moments
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    funny lie - Text - ti 19 bree 466 @luhvely 23h Replying to @MaisieAdam I told everyone in 7th grade Miley Cyrus was my cousin and a lot of people actually believed me
    via Twitter Moments
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    funny lie - Text - t50 William Ham Bevan 368 W. @HamBevan May 22 Someone persuaded me that Mr T was so called because he'd holidayed in the West Country during his early career and won the "Mr Trowbridge" contest. I believed that well into my thirties.
    via Twitter Moments
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    funny lie - Text - Christine Frampton t 21 411 @XtineDorrian 22h I remember my friend in either p3 or p4 in school came back from the dentist and told me he fitted a little hose under her tooth so she could flick her tooth back for a drink if she was thirsty. Had me looking in her mouth & everything
    via Twitter Moments
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    funny lie - Text - t 14 Emily G 187 @CuriouslyEmily 22h Next door neighbour who lived in Ohio for about three months claimed her family were 'American royalty' and she was a princess.
    via Twitter Moments
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    funny lie - Text - 2 49 Andrew Bailie 828 @AndyBailieArt May 21 Replying to @MaisieAdam My wife once spent 10 minutes trying to convince me that Dogs didn't have knees
    via Twitter Moments
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    funny lie - Text - t88 Helen 1.5K @givesyouHel May 22 Replying to @MaisieAdam @johnb78 I went to university with a girl who said she was supposed to go to Cambridge but she was in witness protection in Wolverhampton instead
    via Twitter Moments
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    funny lie - Text - t79 1.5K Rebecca Alice Smith @BecAISmith May 21 Replying to @MaisieAdam When I was younger, my Grandad told me that our whole family are banned from Cyprus because he shot a sacred donkey there when he was in the army. Didn't book to go to Ayia Napa with my pals just in case
    via Twitter Moments
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    funny lie - Text - 2 20 Chris Wilkinson 281 @Mr_Wilko1990 22h Replying to @MaisieAdam My grandad said he was the only player to ever score a penalty with a header. He ran up, struck the ball, it hit a dog that ran on the pitch and he headed it in
    via Twitter Moments

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